I've been watching a lot of football this season, mostly college ball, thanks to my many sweet southern blog and Twitter friends. One of my favorite things in football is when the ref calls a foul, and you hear the loud whistle "TWEEEEEEET" before the announcer proclaims "foul on the play" over the TV set.
This got me to thinking this morning- if life was like a giant game of football, what would I be fouled for? Here are some of my answers:
*Excessive use of jazz hands- both the action and the actual phrase*
*False start of telephone calls, by failure to lock keyboard before inserting phone in purse or pocket*
*Encroachment- hoarding too many cooking magazine tear sheets in a tiny office- clutter penalty*
What would your penalties be?