Scene: Last night on the Wonderful's couch, after a late dinner in front of the television.
Mr. Wonderful: "I need to start eating better. All I ever eat is junk."
Lulu: "I beg your pardon?"
Mr. W: "I said all I ever eat is junk, unhealthy food. I need to start eating healthier."
Insert the sound of Mr. W's foot landing swiftly in his mouth.
Lulu: "Ahem... I cook every meal we eat in this house. And every meal comes from Cooking Light or Vegetarian Times, and is made with healthy ingredients and love. Are you trying to tell me that my food is junk?"
Now there are many things I can take with a grain of salt, but comments about my cooking? No siree. Needless to say, I'm getting a little bloggy vengeance on Mr. W. Thank you for letting me tattle to you girls ;)