Enter Scene: Lulu, 15 minutes late for work, is frantically scurrying about the tiny ship galley of a kitchen while juggling a hot mug of coffee and throwing fistfuls of lettuce and sliced tomato into an oversized Tupperware container.
Mr. Wonderful: We're running late, honey. What are you doing?
Lulu: Go ahead and take the train without me, I need to pack a lunch today.
Mr. Wonderful: Ummm... Why? (appropriately questioned as Lulu has never taken the time to do so)
Lulu: Because I'm broke and I'm fat.