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A Day In The Life Of...

Enter Scene: Lulu, 15 minutes late for work, is frantically scurrying about the tiny ship galley of a kitchen while juggling a hot mug of coffee and throwing fistfuls of lettuce and sliced tomato into an oversized Tupperware container.

Mr. Wonderful: We're running late, honey. What are you doing?
Lulu: Go ahead and take the train without me, I need to pack a lunch today.
Mr. Wonderful: Ummm... Why? (appropriately questioned as Lulu has never taken the time to do so)
Lulu: Because I'm broke and I'm fat.

End Scene.
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Dugout Daisy said...

HAHAHA... this totally made my day!

I just love the way you write... it's great!!!


Kappa Prep said...

You are SO NOT fat B!

Miss Anne said...


however, I agree with Kappa prep, you are NOT fat!

p.s. i'm impressed with your multitasking skills!

NMB said...

This story really made me laugh... especially since my BF's and I have a running joke that we wish we were "tan & skinny" :-)
p.s. you are NOT fat!

Broke-ass Bride said...

HaHa! Girl, I know this song TOO well :) Baby steps, right? xo

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